HEY PEARL HEEEY PEARL!

As an apology for all the time I spend on your journal talking about Shaw's twenty clam dicks waving at you from their tank, I wrote you a song! I wrote it while waiting for the nurse to come in and give me a pap smear at the gyno today. Trufax!

( so imagine that I wrote this with Charlotte while Erika scowled at us in the background and went back to stapling her zines together )

Ugh, where did spring break go?

( things I did over spring vacation, professor )